Liberal Arts Limericks

I had this brilliant get rich quick scheme. I’d write limericks based on the great books and sell them as a fancy bound volume. My wife was skeptical. She said no one would want to read them, let alone pay for them. Turns out she was totally wrong. So far I’ve been offered $3.5 million for them, but I’m holding out for something better. Anyway, you can enjoy them ABSOLUTELY FREE for a very limited time here at my blog! However, I will expect you to return any unused portions after they’re bought by a publisher. Click on the Liberal Arts Limericks category on the right if you want to take advantage of this limited opportunity!

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